Here, healthcare is not boring. It’s fast, friendly, funny, and kasi vibe! You come in weak like Thabang’s magic stick without mashishiti coffee, you leave strong like a bull.
From flu, chest pains, headaches, stomach cramps to “Doc, why does my knee sound like popcorn?”
Diabetes, BP, asthma — managed stricter than stokvel treasurer.
HIV, sugar, pregnancy, BP — results faster than salon gossip.
Pills, injections, condoms — because “oops” is not a family plan.