Matimba Medical Centre

Our Kasi Story

Matimba = Strength /Mandla / Matla.

Strength is what we give, kasi style. We know life here isn’t soft:

  • Eskom takes light when you’re cooking 🔦.
  • Taxi conductor shouts “short left!” when you’re not ready 🚐.
  • Mashonisa knocks 4am.
  • Chiefs disappoint again ⚽.
  • Girlfriend has “male bestie” 🙄.
  • Men saying they can’t eat sweets still in the plastic 🤦🏾‍♂️.
  • Women missing their periods 😬.
  • Magic stick not magicking anymore.
  • Tightness not tighting.
  • Hangover hanging over.
  • Dark beauty wanting yellow bone filter.
  • BP rising not from kota & chips 🍟 but from mashonisa calls.
  • Blood sugar going up not from chocolate, but from shortage of water.

That’s why we built Matimba Medical Center: a clinic that heals both sickness and kasi stress.

We heal with:

  • 💊 Medicine that works.
  • 😂 Jokes that heal before the meds do.
  • 🙌🏾 Respect that makes you feel human.
  • 🌍 Multilingual love — isiZulu, Sepedi, Sesotho, Setswana, Tshivenda, Xitsonga, isiXhosa, English.

Our Kasi Promise:

  • No shouting “NEXT!” like ko cli… eh, we didn’t say anything 🤷🏾‍♂️.
  • We greet (Kasi style): “Dumela chomie, o kae?”
  • We explain until even gogo nods sharp.
  • We don’t just treat you, we connect with you.

Our Vision & Mission

Vision (not virgin — those are rare ko kasi 🤣):

“To be kasi’s most loved health plug - vibey like amapiano, strong like gogo’s pap, trusted like stokvel, unforgettable like tavern speaker on full blast.”

Mission:

  • Remove stress from healthcare.
  • Treat patients with dignity + humour.
  • Serve kasi in kasi languages, kasi style.
  • Heal body, mind & spirit, kasi way.